mathcore

A style of music, where the music can range from piano melodies to intense guitar solos, growling and/or screaming vocals in the matter of seconds, which seems almost ADD in nature.

Music that is ADD as fuck.

Guy 1: Protest the Hero is so f***ing mathcore!
Guy 2: I know! One second I'm about to tear up because it's so beautiful, the next I'm headbanging!

by aliadesa October 14, 2011

Mathematics

An impossible system time-consuming shit designed to form mental kidney stones

Man- "I'm going to need you to pick me up from the hospital after I pass mathematics today. The pain is unbearable..."

by Swoody January 25, 2010

Mathematics

This cruel word means

Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls so if you like maths or Math you must be crazy

Innocent child: what does mathematics mean?
Someone: Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls

Innocent child: 💀 MOTHER I WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL

by oowasiapainter June 5, 2020

mathematics

An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next.

Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.

She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?

He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.

by hoze-a March 30, 2007

Mathew Aiton

Person with a small penis who cannot play tennis

Toby: "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2: "The gay one?"
Toby: "Yeah i beat him in a tennis match earlier"
Person 2: "Haha, i bet he is a real Mathew Aiton"
Toby: "Yeah. And he's from UEA."
Person 2: "Figures"

by Skepi March 9, 2010

Mathew effect

The fact that the rich get richer & the poor get poorer

He got promoted by his pop as the MG of the multi billion £ firm.

He had to break his piggybank to feed his hungry dad & the family.
Mathew effect is defined.

by Pinnochinco May 17, 2014

mathew davis

The most stupidest kid in all of existence. Once ate a sock at 3 AM over a wet dream.

Mathew Davis doesn't know his head from his feet

by Jacobdidthis February 8, 2018