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Leandre

A mix combination of leandro/ andre the 2 most loving soccer players ever combined into names also loves lunchables and macaroni soup
oh hi Leandre
by messibetterthanronaldo12 April 25, 2022
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Leander bad

when you listen to an entire album in the bath
Shit man i could really use a “Leander Bad”
by Colmorn March 28, 2023
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El Leandro

When a women squats over your face; as you lick her butthole, while cupping her buttcheeks.
I thought she was a good girl, until she let me perform EL LEANDRO!
by Scott Goodwin June 8, 2007
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Laptop leaner

To get an erection while using your laptop computer.
"Dude, my girlfriend and I were swapping some HOT e-mails and I ended up with a laptop leaner."
by KendallLicksShannon July 1, 2008
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Liv Lean

Another stretch done by the Hatleys. Done by first stretching your hands into the air. Then bending forward almost to your feet. Its often done by Ben Hatley after he's been sitting for too long. It is also done by his wife, Liv. Guaranteed to relax a creaky back. Its one of the exercises collectively known as 'Hatley Stretches'.
Liv: Oh no, my back's all creaky. I gotta do a Liv Lean.

Ben: You poor thing! I know what you need. My back gets creaky sometimes, too. Only I do a Hatley Hula to stretch mine.

Liv: Yeah, but the Liv Lean is much easier. All you do is throw your hands up in the air and then lean forward. You know, like you were going to touch your toes, but you just dangle your hands in front. It gives you a good, long stretch in your back. (Liv demonstrates to Ben how the stretch is done).

Ben: Wow! This really works. Its a real s-t-r-e-t-c-h! (groans in relief) Good one, Liv! My back feels great now.

Liv: (starts laughing at him) I told you so! Its one of the best back stretches. This is great! Whenever your back is sore, a Liv Lean can perk it right up.

Opal: Did I hear you right? Is that one of your stretches you do? My back's a little creaky. Can you show me?

Ben: Sure, you stretch your hands over your head and then lean down almost to the ground. It really stretches the back.

Opal: Sweet! I'm gonna have to show this to Ed. He'll love it.
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011
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Tweaker Lean

When a meth addict is so high he leans backwards due to the inability to stand up straight.
Look, that guy is doing the tweaker lean.
by Jibb3rish March 10, 2021
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Tristan Lean

She is an amazing jeurl. But she won’t admit it. Really good at letting people how to express their emotions. Should be a psychiatrist instead of a lawyer. (Both you’ll be really great) She always asks how your day was and is really interested on how your day was. And how are you. how r u? When she has something on her mind, she shares it with people she cares about and explains why she feels a certain way about it. She has a beautiful smile. She’s pretty and sometimes she’s sad. Pretty Sad. But mostly pretty. her wisdom. her smile. HER BRAIN. wise beyond her years. And an amazing cook. And an amazing dancer. she smells really really nice. And spells catchup with you as ketchowpi.
by alienship st November 23, 2021
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