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crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap
Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome
by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021
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Layer Lap

The worlds best living person, the best you will ever meet. Disrespect the all mighty and face the consequences...
by The one and only Bjea December 1, 2021
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Leave It On Laps

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by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025
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Lap Dogg

A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.
That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...
by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018
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Vic-tory lap

When one lady reaches down the front, and another reaches down the back and they join hand at the taint. They hold hands and it's nice ♥️
My girlfriend and I made a Vic-tory lap and now we're kinda gay 🌈
by Ashleezona April 12, 2019
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loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
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