Lumberjacking

Another term for "cock blocking" except the offending person, or item is actually "killing your wood" because it is distracting you and/or so repulsive you could not possibly be aroused while you are thinking about it.

Dude, I love this truck but the purple color is totally lumberjacking my game.

Did you see her ugly friend? As long as she was around she was lumberjacking me while I was hitting on the hot one.

We were eating at this fancy restaurant, but watching her eat snails totally lumberjacked me

by TommyGunz519 September 19, 2011

Lumberjack Slam

When one, presumably a male, is recieving a blow job from another person, presumably a female, and at the point of ejaculation, pulls out, and yells "TIMBER!" as the splooge lands on her face.

Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.

Jack gave Doug the best Lumberjack Slam since his stint in prison!

by titties August 26, 2004

lumberjackvictim

one crazy mofo that plays kick-ass music. has been known to drink copious amounts of alcohol

"did you listen to lumberjackvictim last night, he was wasted and got confused"

by ..33.. June 1, 2004

the Lumberjack

The lumberjack is a sexual finishing move, wherein a man is having sex with a woman doggie style. When the man is ready to finish, he wraps his legs around the woman and begins to chop her in the kidneys as though he were trying to chop down a tree. The goal of the Lumberjack is for the man to hang on until he finishes inside of the woman, while yelling "TIMBER!"

Eric was feeling especially kinky one night, so he decided he would pull the Lumberjack on Megan and chop that bitch down.

by Bob Iveson November 10, 2008

lumber

My old neighbor who looks like her boobs grew in instead of out.

Don't go over and get a lap dance at stage #5 she looks like a piece of lumber

by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005

lumber jack

.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)

hi. we're lumber jacks. and we like to chop wood (play music).

by kurdddt January 11, 2009

lumberjack

One who lays major wood. One who excells in the exquisite art of delivering the wood to females. Skillz would be far superior to those of regular men.

After sex female exclaims: " dam boy... U a lumberjack! I'm gonna go make u a sandwhich!"

by Mossberg July 10, 2006