Soup Kitchen

the act of seven people expelling diarreah, semen, urine, vomit, anal puss, blood, and toothpaste, then mixing it up then injecting it into ones earlobes then pouring all over there mothers body.

John: How was your thanksgiving?
Steve: we had a soup kitchen!, and apparently my moms allergic to toothpaste.

by gayboyfagstickdickballsbob November 30, 2010

In the kitchen

A suitable place for humans of the female gender to thrive, a woman should never leave the kitchen.

John: Is your wife in the kitchen
Billy: I hope so Ive already caught her taking a break twice this week

by tomhut23 May 31, 2018

Kitchen Dick

A phenomenon that occurs to individuals (particularly male individuals) who have a weird obsession for watching The Food Network.

"Randy Marsh got some serious Kitchen Dick in that one episode called "Creme Fraiche"

by jtrier1 January 13, 2014

wallpapering the kitchen

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.

I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.

by Olly February 27, 2004

Soup Kitchen

When you put your mouth around the butthole of a person with diarrhea and they just let it flow.

Man, Jimmy had the squirts REAL bad, so he took me to the Soup Kitchen.

by bigboysouth August 24, 2011

kitchen

n. 1. the area behind the second dot on a billiard table where a cue-ball (after a scratch) may be played from; 2. the style of gameplay that requires a player to play the cue-ball from behind the second dot on a billiard table, after a scratch.

"Keep it in the kitchen, mate."

or

"We're playing kitchen, dumbass."

by Seth DS September 20, 2005

soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!

"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"

by harray shipmonay March 6, 2008