Wireless Keyboard

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft

"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

Keyboard

A board with keys...simple!

i have a keyboard...aud oh, typo whoops... wait...wheres the back space again???

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Keyboard Fingering

Smashing your keyboard so fast that your friends start to say you're fingering your keyboard

"Damn baby what those hands do?"
"Keyboard fingering."

by Uncultured Saiku September 12, 2022

Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

I'm bored DAMN

"I'm so bored bro i can Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?"

by RandomDudeOnWWW November 27, 2025

Keyboard

Used to define discord mod dating “kitten” people. Or people who are severely desperate and like to edate

“I heard Micheal is dating that girl 2,000 miles away.”
“So he’s a Keyboard?”

by YunjinLee September 12, 2022

that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

by the blaster. August 16, 2023

Keyboard warrior

People like ‘sesh gremlins’ who act hard over text but don’t say or do anything in person because they are too scared

You’re nothing but a keyboard warrior mate, pipe down.

by ADL FC March 2, 2019