Jonas Secrets 

A group on facebook that is like family. Creeps.

Jonas Secrets are amazing!

Jonas Secrets by Oliviaaa=] January 13, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

Someone once said that, given an infinite amount of time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters could write out the works of Shakespeare. As for the Jonas Brothers : One monkey in five minutes.

Jonas Bro 1: Hurry up monkey, we need a new song!
Monkey: HOOO HEEE hOOOO HEEE!
Jonas Bro 2: Holy shit! That monkey's talented! Alright guys lets go record this.
And another Jonas Brothers song is created, ready to receive the adoration of their devoted fans.

Jonas Brothers by upyurs April 28, 2008

jonathan

coolest kid ever, sooo nice, sexy, hot, big dick, everything

i want my vagina in jonathans cock

jonathan by lilbake2333333 May 30, 2009

jonas brothers 

proof that god hates the human race

god hates us so he sent down the jonas brothers

jonas brothers by 666hater666 May 29, 2009

frankie jonas 

the youngest brother to the Jonas Brothers; the Jonas Bonus. the MAN. A studmuffin and not to mention in the process of becoming as attractive as his brothers Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas.

Frankie Jonas is pro at getting attention from older girls from his adorableness.

frankie jonas by pineapplegrl080 January 2, 2008

Jonas Creeper 

Creeping on the Jonas Brothers. Usually a parody of scary fan girls.

"The brothers better watch out for those Jonas Creepers"

Joe: Have you seen my socks?
Kevin: No. I think Nick stole them.

"Nick, run! I spy Creepers!"

Jonas Creeper by KPJ2 January 14, 2009

jonas brothers 

pretty much a boy band which consists of joe, kevin, and nick jonas. they ain't that great. most of their fans are little girls that think they're going to marry one of the jonas brothers, but i bet they probably wouldn't even make eye contact.
they also think that they have "ANGELIC" voices, even though i think they sound like squealing pigs, or screaming when they get their balls chopped off.

jonas brother's fan: OH EM JAAAYYY! I LAAHVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, THEY HAVE VOICES LIKE ANGELS!

non-jobro fan: ...you need help bitch.

jonas brothers by sayshwat? June 24, 2009