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Israeli Salad

When you're having anal sex and the recipient relieves themselves all over you.
"I was plowing this chick and she gave me the gnarliest Israeli Salad of my entire life."
by KoolGus July 23, 2025
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Israel Derangement Syndrome

It’s is a term often refers to a perceived irrational or obsessive hatred or criticism of the State of Israel, especially when that criticism is seen as disproportionate, unbalanced, or disconnected from reality. Most Islamists, leftists and retards has it.
Someone might be labeled as having “Israel Derangement Syndrome” if they:
• Blame Israel solely for all Middle East problems.
• Deny or minimize terrorism against Israeli civilians.
• Apply extreme scrutiny to Israeli policies while ignoring worse actions by other states.
• Portray Israel as inherently evil or genocidal without nuance or context.
by Gahex August 6, 2025
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Israel

To Israel something is to steal it with confidence, defend it with passion, and act shocked when anyone calls you out.
It’s not theft — it’s “ancestral rights.”™
"He walked into the club like he owned it. Didn’t pay cover, took over the aux, and kicked out the DJ. Full Israel mode."
by israeled22 August 24, 2025
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Israeled

When someone takes your stuff, your space, your idea, your man, your dog’s bed — whatever — and claims it with so much boldness, fake confidence, and historical flashbacks that you start questioning if it ever was yours to begin with.
"My ex israeled my Netflix account—changed the password, added her mom’s email, and then DM’d me crying about 'digital self-defense'."
by israeled22 August 24, 2025
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Israelophobia

A form of Racism/Xenophobia that promotes discrimination, and prejudice towards people from Israel
“I hate how normalized Israelophobia is”
by SomeDominicanAmericandude August 29, 2025
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Israel tactic

A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.
Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!
by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025
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Israelite

Not tied to any actual real word or used in a hateful way, only used as a way to describe people "who bend over backwards" for Israel the country.
Donald Trump is an Israelite he was donated 200 million dollars by AIPAC
by Wyans November 4, 2025
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