Used to be called Personnel or the Personnel Department. When they renamed to Human Resources (a pompous new name for PERSONNEL!) everyone else called them Human Remains!
Person A: Why is the company in so much trouble?
Person B: Too many bums in Human Resources.
Person A: Don't you mean Human Remains? (snigger)
Person B: Too many bums in Human Resources.
Person A: Don't you mean Human Remains? (snigger)
by Awbster November 9, 2008
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When one person plays with another in a sexual way. The toy letting the one in control do whatever they please, no rules apply. The same thing as a Fuck buddy.
When one person plays with another in a sexual way. The toy letting the one in control do whatever they please, no rules apply. The same thing as a Fuck buddy.
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by stevie plastic January 6, 2008
Get the human hangers mug.Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.
IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
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Get the humanitas mug.A Human Droideka is created when ones penis is attached to his nostril by any means (superglue, sewing, etc.)
The name comes from the fact that in order to move while in Human Droideka form, one must roll in a fashion similar to Droideka from Star Wars.
The name comes from the fact that in order to move while in Human Droideka form, one must roll in a fashion similar to Droideka from Star Wars.
Seth: Dude David was so wasted at the party last night, he passed out!
Ryan: You should have stayed, Evin and Nick turned him into a Human Droideka with superglue. When he woke up he started rolling around the house looking for his pants.
Ryan: You should have stayed, Evin and Nick turned him into a Human Droideka with superglue. When he woke up he started rolling around the house looking for his pants.
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