Small-town Aberzombie Bros and Hoes

small-town aberzombie bros and hoes are defined as university students that hail from small towns that you have never heard of, such as Porcupine, Ontario, and the like, who only wear abercrombie and hollister, because when they make "shopping trips to the big city", these are seen as "new and hip stores from the states"; the 'hoes' part comes from the Thursday-Saturday nights when the girls of guelph congregate in the downtown core of Guelph wearing nothing but perhaps a belt as a dress - these girls typically refer to themselves as "Whore Zone." no word of a lie.

Whore Zone member #1: "Hey Hoe, can i like, wear this bra as a dress?"

Whore Zone member #2: "Oh Ma Gawd!! Like, totes magotes, Hoe!!!! You look soo delish. Every bro in guelph is gonna wanna taaaap thaaat!!!!"

Whore Zone member #1: "Thanks betch!!"

By-stander: "Ew, look at those small-town aberzombie bros and hoes doing the nasty in van goghs... vom dot com."

by notamemberofwhorezone May 4, 2009

hoeski

Can be used for a female or male, similar to booski but just used for sex.

Shelly : I seen you with Matt last night is that your man

Lulu: girl no that's jus my hoeski

by im LULU. go runnn thttt March 5, 2009

HOES MAD

HOES MAD: Sum dumb shit an angry bitch came up wit.

Person:Look at that bitch she mad
You: HOES MAD

by HOES MAD June 30, 2019

kiel hodgson

omg what a loser nobosy really likes kiel apart from his bum chums ray kilvington and tom bradshaw he is so gay he sticks his lips out in a gay fashion its well obvious 2 and he thinks he looks good when he does it loser boy and its so funny watching kiel try 2 insult someone ha!

he is a gay mo fo i h8 him like everyone

by ahahaca April 27, 2005

Hodges

The sensation of an exceedingly painful itch in the butt region. This can sometimes be triggered by loud noises such as shouting. The sensation is triggered by a malfunction in the nervous system, which is caused by temporary shock from very loud noises.

"Ouch!I have a really bad itch on my butt!"
"There was a lot of shouting- you must have the hodges!"

by epic-el October 21, 2016

Bros Before Hoes

Used by men who feel threatened at the fact that their friend got a life and a girl. Anyone who actually does utter the phrase "Bros before Hoes" has never actually been with a chick. Anyone who has been with a chick would invariably prefer to have sex with a girl as opposed to playing Halo with their smelly friends and talking about boobs.

Friend without chick: Yo, come play Halo with me and the guys on friday.
Me: Sorry dude, I got a date with the lady.
Friend: Dude, bros before hoes!
Me: Fuck you I'm getting pussy, asshole.

by Erik McClurg April 15, 2006

dirty-hoes

The wonderful spicy goodness known to the common world as Doritos

I can't wait to eat me some dirty-hoes...

by Lala January 4, 2004