field hockey 

A difficult, physically exhuasting sport played by aggressive and determined girls and sometimes guys. There are usually 11 players on the field (right back, center back, left back, right mid, center mid, left mid, right wing, right link, left link, left wing and goalie.) The point of the game is to drive the plastic/cork ball into the opposing teams' goal. Those who say field hockey isn't a real sport, you are truly ignorant. You must be able to endure the constant sprinting and be able to stop, dribble, slap, push and drive the ball for long distances. You must be able to endure the constant pain of places where you've been hitten by a stick or ball and sprains. Field Hockey players DO NOT play because we want to feel important, nor is it for the entertainment of male watchers. Players play for the love of the game, which is the only way you can stand 6 month hockey season (pre-season starting in June and the season ending in November.) The game has nothing to do with sexuallity, out of the 50 some people on my team, every single one of us is straight. Although it is true that many Field Hockey players wear skirts to play, some wear shorts, meaning the game has nothing to do with wanting to see other girls in short skirts. If anybody disrespecting Field Hockey played for just one game, you would be amazed by people who can stand it for a whole season.

Stephaine: What are you doing after school?
Julia: I've got field hockey practice for the next three hours.
Stephanie: Man, you still play that? It was so hard I had to quit during pre-season. You must really love the sport, I respect that.

field hockey by Field Hockey Player October 14, 2007

road hockey 

Hockey played on the street rather than on a rink. It is a popular and long-time tradition for kids accross Canada and other regions (pressumably the northern United States). It is the same as regular hockey, but played on foot or rollerblades, and has no restriction on how many people can play. Sometimes a hollow plastic puck will be used, but often a tennis ball is used to replace the puck. When a car comes, everyone yells "CAR" and the goalies pick up the net and everyone walks to the side so the car can pass, then continues the game.

Also known as ball hockey or street hockey.

The best thing ever.

Kid1- "Wanna play road hockey after school? We got Billy, Fred, Sam, Paul, Jake, and Isaac so far, and Mike and Alex might come, too."
Kid2- "Fuck yes I wanna play road hockey. Shoes or rollerblades?"
Kid1- "Whatever you want"
Kid2- "Sweet"

road hockey by Malcolm X-Terminator January 16, 2008

dyke hockey

Often referred to as field hockey..more commonly dyke hockey references the alarming number of "dykes" playing this girl eat girl butch sport.

"HEY..let's go play some dyke hockey!"

dyke hockey by Jennifer A. McNeil March 14, 2009

Santa Clara Hockey 

When a team lacks skill, coaching, and embarrasses California hockey. Purposely loses games, also known as throwing a game.

Gese, that is a joke, that team is a Santa Clara Hockey.

Santa Clara Hockey by Hockey40 March 19, 2011

Field Hockey 

Actually a really cool sport. Played primarily by girls (and guys too!), it’s a sport that’s similar to soccer and ice hockey. It’s just as physically demanding as any other sport, possibly even more because the style of the game means that the midfield escpecially has to run quite a long distance. Stick skills and passing skills are hard to learn and become good.
I honestly thought the sport seemed stupid before I started to play it. Give it a try.

Ignorant person: field hockey is only played by unathletic pussies and lesbians.
Educated person: I gave it a shot and
I really enjoyed it! It can be very physically demanding but also extremely rewarding. (and only one of the players on my team is a lesbian. most of them are super hot girls with great butts and boyfriends.)

Field Hockey by leanbeef23 August 30, 2019

A Girl Hockey Player 

A hockey girl is a bad ass bitch who doesn't care that hockey is for boys. She will go out on the ice and play as well as any boy could. She is a tom boy with a dash of girly girl. She could care less about all the hate people give her for being a women ice hockey player.

"wow a girl hockey player, better then all the guys"

A Girl Hockey Player by The Hockey Girl October 24, 2019

H-E double hockey sticks 

Long way politically correct (not really) way of saying "hell". Adults often use this term to avoid children from picking up the word "hell".

Ross: "DANGER!"
Rachel: "What the H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS, Ross?!"
Ross: "unagi."

H-E double hockey sticks by keepon18 January 7, 2012