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left-handed jews

Although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. Resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. Lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks... ouch...
dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!
by theinspector June 18, 2008
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cliff hanger

a piece of feces that, no matter how hard one squeezes, won't release and go into the toilet
"Damnit, this cliff hanger won't let go!"
by George the Moose December 6, 2003
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detroit handkerchief

The process of blowing your nose into a vagina. Also known as a French Gesundheit, a Puffs Plus, or a Mexican Friday Night.
Recovering from a cold, Jose "detroit handkerchief -ed" the hell out Kathryn's dirty tight privates. Then he played Roller Coaster Tycoon. (roller coaster tycoon optional)
by Mat Paterson January 9, 2007
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Chicago Cliff Hanger

The act of prarie dogging a dump over your partners face so it dangles out and your partner slaps your ass so it falls off and lands in their mouth.
Jack and Sara decided to spice up their relationship by performing the Chicago Cliff Hanger. Sara now has pink eye.
by question beaver March 31, 2010
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Left handed

The best type of handed people

Fuck right handed people
1: yo it feels good to be left handed

Right handed shit lord (2): i know right! I hate being right handed. It sucks!
by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 3, 2018
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Dodging the coat hanger

Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fighting off a mother trying a home abortion kit.
Griff, your so retared. Were you dodging the coat hanger for the first eight months of your existence?
by StompinBoots June 18, 2009
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Coat Hanger Abortion

The cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
-Did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!
by Dr. Oz February 20, 2009
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