Swiss guard

The papal guard based in Vatican city. Don't let their colorful ceremonial dress uniforms fool you, they are an elite fighting force. They all have training in the Swiss army and are part of the smallest standing army in the world, although the main crime in Vatican City is pick pocketing. They were first commissioned by Pope Julius II. Their uniforms are covered in yellow and orange stripes and they wear silver helmets with a red plume on it. They also carry long spears and can be seen guarding highly protected areas of Vatican city that are restricted and only open to employees of the Vatican.

The Swiss Guard almost arrested me for going the wrong way, good God those guys are tough.

by American Abroad October 15, 2012

Nose guard

The defensive equivalent of center in a game of football, usually the most obese player on a team, usually just to fall on the center.

Did you see that fatass on nose guard fall on Dillon and break his spine?! I swear I heard the earth shake when he fell on him!

by manhandleit24 September 21, 2015

Baby Guard

Chance Mole Morris' version of puppy guarding

*in DBD game* Only 2 survivors left and ones one hook? Time to Baby Guard.

by Donald Trump Is A Double Agent December 12, 2018

cleveland guardians

1, New name of the former Cleveland Indians MLB baseball team.

2, Name of a generic condom that wasn't used because she was that ugly & you lost your wood.

And now at bat for the Cleveland Guardians..... .

by Shake it only once July 26, 2021

Changing of the Guard

The few sacred moments one has to defecate between customers entering or exiting a public bathroom.

"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"

"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."

by Rich Fecal July 11, 2016

guard

The stupid boy who you always think about and just scares the living heck out of anyone near them, and they are the ones who make sure the rest of the football team doesn't die, and the guard them.

Dude, see how he guards the quarterback?
Wow, he is SUCH a guard.
Chris, Miles is the guard *sigh*

by LR Hutch June 2, 2008

Booty Guard

A large, muscular gay man employed by a smaller gay man for personal protection and sexual favors.

Lance kept getting ripped off by his meth dealer until he met his Booty Guard Mitch.

by workingclasszero November 24, 2006