gooftroof

A synonym of being so retarded its unbelievable, like, your probably AI. Your not real

You fucking gooftroof, no way your clown ass even thought about that.

by Johnny Clibbertrough March 17, 2025

grifter

An individual who sells, markets, or advocates for something they do not believe in.

Shaun is a grifter; there is no way he actually supports this guy.

by no69420 March 29, 2025

Grifting

The act of a man using an one or multiple objects to squeeze and twist both the testicles and penis (entire genital area) as many times as possible without disfigurement.

This morning when I was "Grifting", I closed my dick and balls in between two bricks and rotated the bricks with them inside until my foreskin started bleeding and my nut just about popped out.

by 10inchharvey March 30, 2025

Grafted Surrons

A grafted surron is a stolen electric bike sold around the UK on Facebook marketplace.

Alan Reet has grafted surrons at 16 Dudley Hill

by Matarayos April 2, 2025

Gooftarded

Gooftarded (adjective): Characterized by a confusing and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to explain a topic due to a disorganized presentation of interconnected concepts, the omission of crucial information, and the unwarranted arrogant assumption of the audience's prior knowledge.

(Marval Rivals chat):
Stop playing hulk, ur gooftarded like tf. Stop running in by yourself. Do you even know what spacing is? hop off tank

by slangmandict April 20, 2025

GOFT

Good ol’ fashioned Thunderstorm

I fell asleep to the GOFT.

by Bennyboy92 May 1, 2025

Groated

"Goated" but even greater, hence the "gr" sound. The goats of all goats.

"Dude, you are so groated for being the designated driver tonight. Let's all be responsible groats."

by groat3d February 2, 2026