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by joshua lionel cowen September 8, 2025
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Gordonian

Someone who says they will do something but never follows through
Chanel is such a gordonian. She keeps, saying she will go to the gym but has never gone.
by The flat September 8, 2025
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Inner Gordon Gekko

Greedy tendency. Based on the character Gordon Gekko in Wall Street.
My inner Gordon Gekko motivated me to sell the car for $10,000, even though I knew it had hidden water damage from the flood.
by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008
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Eilidh Gordon

Y U SO EILIDH GORDON
by somerandomguy2 September 24, 2011
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flesh gordon

A game whereupon a piece of gammon is placed on a females face. A hole is then created so that the penis can be inserted into her mouth. You then have to cum before she finishes eating the surrounding meat.
I can't believe your mum beat me at flesh gordon last night.
by Excited Barry January 22, 2016
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aaris gordon

A freakishly sexy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of Jesus, but black. He is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate orgasm. However be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in DM's and stealing your girl.
Jimmy showing the new kid, Bob, around. Jimmy: Oh shit, look its Aaris Gordon! Bob:Who tf is that. Jimmy:You don't know Aaris Gordon?!?! Oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. As Aaris Gordonapproaches, Jimmy is drooling with anticipation, and Bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. Aaris Gordon: Hey guys what's going on? Instantly Bob understood as both Jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best orgasm of their lives. It was over as soon as it started, and Aaris Gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. It was a life changing experience for Bob.
by @yourface January 30, 2017
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henry gordon

A person who is always lying about everything in life. He tries to be the center of attention but very few people like him
Did you see Henry Gordon, he is such a liar.
by harshilthecommercial October 8, 2017
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