Giff

Also "Giffy", "Gifford" and "Dr. Gifford".

"Giff" 1. Nickname of person (usually with surname Gifford). 2. Minor curse "Oh what the giff!?" 3. Used to denote something bad or unpleasant "He's done a giff all over the carpet!"

"What the hell are you doing you big stupid giff?!"

by BJD June 19, 2004

Gifted

An individual or a group in a school with certain intellectual abilities that make him/her special. This is an excellent thing to be.

I'm so glad I'm gifted

by ekxn00 May 25, 2014

gift biscuit

Leaving an air biscuit or fart behind in an enclosed space for someone else to enjoy at a later time.

I got into the elevator on the 10th floor and someone left a gift biscuit in there. It was so bad, I took the stairs!

by somethingsafoot March 8, 2009

gift from god

hope the greatest strength and the greatest weakness of mankind.

I hope I survive.
I hope America wins the war.
the gift from god is hope.

by godzilla19892 October 8, 2008

Giftraped

Getting utterly raped on zOMG by a mass of the Flying Gift Boxes.

OMG! Defib anyone? I just got totally giftraped.

by Decco Vicco January 13, 2009

GIFR

Acronym meaning Google it, first result.

Used to condescendingly signify that one can rapidly get an answer to one's query by using Google instead of asking someone else.

Used in the same context as JFGI.

Alice: What's the capital of Australia?
Bernard: GIFR.

by voidptr August 20, 2008

GIFpotence

n: Inability to find the right GIF to reply to someone with.

Walt's search for the perfect reply GIF, was hindered by a bout of GIFpotence.

by LordKaladar August 19, 2014