well this guy, hes SO retarded he dyed his hair red and denied it, and he was on a field trip singing centerfold. EVERYONE agrees that he is a fucking retard, or a fucktard.
hey fucktard, go suck a dick.
by Samu3l March 27, 2008

noun: A wannabie HOT-SHIT Ventrue who in actually could get locked out of his convertible with the top down.
by Oger May 4, 2006

by BigMike72 November 18, 2013

by freediver May 14, 2005

A word which is a hybrid between fucker and retard, some people prefer bastard to retard, after all retard is a bit too lame.
Tard may also be derived from 'turd' a word commonly used in place of 'shit'.
Fucktard can be especially usefull when the other guy keeps saying 'fuck' and you have to shove one up his ass. Combine with words for greater effect.
Tard may also be derived from 'turd' a word commonly used in place of 'shit'.
Fucktard can be especially usefull when the other guy keeps saying 'fuck' and you have to shove one up his ass. Combine with words for greater effect.
Guy #1: Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfucker!
Guy #2: Kiss my fucking ass, you cocksucking, motherfucking, cunt lickin', dickshitting FUCKTARD!!!!
Guy #3: -----speechless-----
Guy #2: Kiss my fucking ass, you cocksucking, motherfucking, cunt lickin', dickshitting FUCKTARD!!!!
Guy #3: -----speechless-----
by Feelingallfuckedup November 1, 2006

Caboose...that's it... just "Caboose"
A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive
A person who makes retarded people look normal
A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive
A person who makes retarded people look normal
Caboose, you team killing fucktard!
Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!
Look, that fucktard makes them look cool!
Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!
Look, that fucktard makes them look cool!
by NosyDeadmeat June 3, 2006

an insult used mainly when no other can be thought of, derived from the words fuck and retard, a fucktard is someone who has done something that would match the characteristics of someoen who is mentally challenged
Jhon: Hey joe what have you been doing?
Joe: Nothing much just been stapling my bullsack to my kitchen table
Jhon: You fucktard!
Joe: Nothing much just been stapling my bullsack to my kitchen table
Jhon: You fucktard!
by polishandproud July 25, 2006
