Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011

foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

Foot trudger

The person in a crowd or concert who lies on the ground and weaves in between people's feet, in order to get to the front of the crowd, whilst also getting covered in mud.

I hate those foot trudgers, they're always cheating to get to the front!

by MetallicAble January 1, 2014

chuddy foot

When someone has hurt their foot and walk with a limp, looks like they have chewing gum on their foot

Yo what's up fam! You got chuddy foot?!?

by mitodie December 2, 2017

p-foot

Abbreviation for pussy from out of town. The best kind, unless you're prone to getin' sprung. Those chicks just in town for the weekend.

I'm postin' up at the Holiday Inn for the weekend, prowlin' for p-foot.

by bruthanumba3 May 30, 2008

foot dogs

feet

"these shoes don't fit my foot dogs"

by totallynotme01 April 1, 2023

stunned foot

When you land on your foot so hard you send it into shock, it's known as a "stunned foot"... it is not broken nor sprained, just stunned. It will eventually be unstunned and be a-okay!

You jumped , landed too hard and now you have a stunned foot.

by Stunned Foot April 23, 2018