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Jello Farts

Blow on an obese person's jelly rolls and it makes a farting noise.
Someone walks in the room thinking someone ripped a huge fart, but to find out someone was doing jello farts.
by nalanikiato July 18, 2011
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Lemon Farts

when you flatulate a large amount of yellow looking methane gasses from your rear that have a rather citrus-y smell.
Bro I beefed a lot of fat Lemon Farts the other day. I think I'm going to lay off the lemon meringue pie.
by axle69 April 21, 2021
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firas

Wow , that horse made a firas
by markosisus September 21, 2011
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Fartsuck

Applies to an unappealing set of circumstances. It may be applied as an unflattering description of an event or ritual
Joe's got a real "fartsuck" job down at Popeyes.
by Gary G. May 15, 2008
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Fartsworth

A combination of a corny, proper looking dude, like the kind with an ascot tie and proper english, and a fartknocker, usually the cousin of a Fartsworthington: Someone who pretends to sniff wine and swirl it around in the glass and stuff
Look at Lord Fartsworth Bentley over there, his golf sweater matches his toy poodle's.

See: Scott Disik of " Keeping up with The Kardashians"
by Scraper Bike May 11, 2010
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farts nuggen

n. The act of allowing one's lips and cheeks to vibrate while pressed firmly between another's ass cheeks and exhaling forcefully.
It usually elicits many giggles and protests from the victim to stop.

syn. fartserbit

Additional examples:
Similar to a zerbit, this is done with your face is pressed in between the ass-cheeks of another person.
You then exhale out of your lips forcefully, similar to the way you would blow on a musical trumpet or do the "motorboat" to a pair of large breasts.
The resulting sound is similar to the sound of one passing gas.
He had his face between my ass cheeks and gave me a farts nuggen!
OR
I thought I was farting on his face when he gave me that farts nuggen!
by daggit September 15, 2010
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