Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.
Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.
When your girl says the opposite of her pregnancy test results. Usually used to end or continue a relationship that is either failing or needs to end.
Guy 1: "Bro, I think my girlfriend has Schrödinger's Fetus!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"
1. Andy was drunk, yeeted my baby sister and said "YEETUS TO THE FETUS BABAY"
2. Mom: "Riley, you know, when you were little, i left you at an orphanage, said 'yeetus to the fetus' and left you there because youre father is an asshole."
3. Sasha said "yeetus to the fetus" while watching Sssniperwolf. Im concerned.