father

The person who works their ass off for annoying pieces of shit he calls kids. The person who raised them to be the people who they are now. The seeds love and appreciate him for everything

My father is the best

by pineapple_killer August 19, 2017

Father's Day

A day to recognize your husband or father screaming at their kids every sports game, eating all the snacks in the pantry, staying in the office all day, and snoring(shaking the whole house).

Woops, tomorrow is Father's day. Looks like I'll just get him a grill or a basketball or some manly spices.

by Yeet2005 June 17, 2018

Father

Non existent.

Kid: where’s my father

Mom: gone

Kid:where

Mom:...

by Oof I gotta do a shit November 10, 2019

shellout falter

A condition or behavior that comes over some people, because they are cheap or short of funds, when the check arrives. Coined by the late, great Roger Miller.

"When you're in a restaurant it's funny how people at the table get shellout falter when the bill comes."

by RBJr. December 10, 2008

un-fater

an un-fater is someone who considers all the what would have beens, and does not recognise that there is only one possible sequence of events through time.

an un-fater would say: "If I caught that bus I would have been on time for work"

whereas a fater realises that this option should not even be considered as fate would have it that the next bus is to be caught as there are infinite unforeseen events that could occur.

by David Bellingham June 12, 2008

stud-father

An older manish lesbian that younger lesbians look up to like an uncle or father figure.

Georgia my stud-father gave me advice on how to be a good lover.

by car_luvn_chick February 26, 2009

Candy-father

Another term for Sugar daddy, as interpreted by a brilliant Taiwanese PhD student. A wealthy, usually older man who gives expensive gifts to a young person in return for sexual favors or companionship.

CHW: Is he her Candy-father?!!
AKK: Her what?!??!?
CHW: Her Candy-father! CANDY-FATHER!!!!
AKK: OOOOHHHHHH! HER SUGAR DADDY!

by HughJundies July 7, 2012