Farmageddon

The end times battle as prophecized by the Abrahamic religions if it happens to occur on farmland.

"Jesus just landed on that silo! It's farmageddon!"

by Robopoet March 26, 2010

Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010

buy the farm

A synonym for "die".

"If you don't know how to handle your BAR effectively while keeping your head down, you could buy the farm."
-a DI during WWII

by Dave September 27, 2004

STD farm

A name for a person who sleeps around unprotected and is said to have STDs growing on their genitals

Can also just be a derogatory term for someone who sleeps around eg whore

She is such an STD farm

I wouldn't go near that STD farm

by Havster May 2, 2006

farm

to camp in and area in a video game with the aim of collecting large amounts of gold or items

I farmed the map for five hours and made 540k gp

by Thomas Gray May 30, 2006

Side Farmer

n. a skiier or snowboarder who likes to ski or ride on the side of the trail where all the powder is. thus "farming the side"

a verb form can also be used: to "farm the side" or "side farm"

person one: "why are you skiing on the side of the trail?"
person two: "I'm farming the sides for deep powder"

"he's such a side farmer. he never boards in the center of the trail"

by haxolither January 12, 2008

Spud Farmer

A homosexual who takes multiple males in the anus, collecting spuds as he goes, and keeping them in a heshen bag.

"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"

by Silvwier February 10, 2010