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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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hang the expense

Used for saying that you want something so much that you do not care how much it costs; with no regard for the price.
We have to get the roof fixed before the next storm, so call the contractor and hang the expense
by PollaxKloss November 10, 2020
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SLAM DUNK EXPANSION

When you EAT SHIT everyday you get this MONOPOLISTIC thing happening where SLAM DUNK EXPANSION is the only way SHIT WILL LETVYOUR STOMACH GO

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Bloons TD 5 Expansion

A mod for Bloons TD 5 which is made by 5h3i1ah, adding many new maps into BTD5 as well as new custom towers and also some from David's XtraCards mod such as the Corsair Monkey.
Player88: "I found a cool BTD5 mod called Bloons TD 5 Expansion!"
Player441: "Interesting, I've heard of BTD4 Expansion and now we have a BTD5 Expansion?"
Player88: "You better check this awesome mod out sir!"
Player441: "Ok, hopefully it's something we'll try out!"
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Chocolate Domain Expansion

Chocolate Domain Expansion from the Ivory Coast the domain of chocolate expansion yeah Christopher Columbus with da chocolate domain expansion with da chocolate being expanded in da domain.
Student 1: chocolate domain expansion
Student 2: yes
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