Edsely

Edsely is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet in your life and she can be very sweet and kind. She is the most popular girl in school that everyone is in love with. She might be a baddie that doesn't follow the rules. But she doesn't care. She is extremely beautiful, georgeus and she shines very bright which makes all the other girl mad but why would she care if she's the best.

Edsely is a very kind and gorgeous girl

by EBClown October 16, 2019

Edden

Edden is hebrew for fat sack of shit, usually used by parents who hate their child if it was an accidental pregnancy. If a parent names their kid Edden, that means that they fucking hate that fat fuck and wish they never had him.

Look at this ugly fatass baby babe.
Lets name him Edden.
Good idea! Fuck this kid.

by JayPenis October 13, 2022

E.V.O Search For Eden

The best fucking game on the super nintendo
Its a fish going through all the evolutionary stages (fish mammal,bird,ect) by eating other things you get EVO points which you use to evolve certain parts of your animal (giggity)

nerd #1 "oh my god! i just got 500 EVO points in E.V.O search for eden!"
nerd #2 "whoa man! that means you can evole your jaws and body!!!"

by Mr.SexInUpTheLadiesGuy98 May 20, 2010

Eden

Eden is the very essence of the ever-puzzling ultimate question of the meaning of life, the universe and everything. It is the divine, sublime, heavenly, Godly proof of unicorn riders who ride on rainbows and fart waterfalls out of their perfect bubble bums. It is also commonly believed to be an awfully dissapointingly useless, humorless and disastraus answer consisting of a poor meaningless number, 42.
So when you say Eden, you usually mean "something bigger than life itself" which is honestly "one big fat limping phony hollow blank empty nothingness". Like the legendery infamous 21st century chubby hairy embarrassing creature named Eden, it's a whole lot of fuss over nada.
Yep.

Dickhead: "What just happened?!"
Assleg: "I saw my entire life flush before my eyes. Literally, I was crapping my guts out."
Dickhead: "Woahhh... How'd it feel like????"
Assleg: "Well my entire life turned out to be nothing at all in particular, so I'd say it was Edenesque."

by Altis May 6, 2016

Eden

Can do massive shits

Edens shite smells like shite

by Jxksgwjdhq September 16, 2018

Eden

1. An indeterminate gender. 2. A man, such, who is a gender unto himself. 3. A highly disturbing topic of conversation, ranking almost with that of Jiharn.

<Eden99> Of course! ^.~
* Eden99 huggles Fan, and rubs his hands down Fan's back.
<Fanatic72802> o_O;;;

by Fan December 5, 2003

Crusty Eisenhower

When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo

ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.

by SnacPakboy69 April 25, 2012