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Drunk in charge of social software 

To be Drunk in charge Of Social Software; to think that it is a good idea to text,email,IM,blog your mates late at night after a surprise drinking session when it probably isn't.

Still I need a button on my mobile phone which says:

'Caution: Drunk in charge of social software. Do you really want to send that text?.. It's 01:30 am and you have just left a pub after a five hour surprise drink up on an empty tummy, are very over-excited and your friend may think you're a bit weird (again)..'
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Drunk Jeremy 

A person who drinks all available alcohol including the hand sanitizer, spend way too much money, run off with a random girl, pass out, and wake yourself and everyone else up in 3 hours to do it again. The man and legend lives in Orange County, CA
I totally pulled a drunk Jeremy last weekend and now I have a three day hangover. Lets get wasted.
Drunk Jeremy by drunkazz February 27, 2009

drunk click 

Not to confused with a drunk dial, this is when you drunk email people online using myspace/aim etc.
Oh my god Brent totally messaged me last night for the first time in years, he said "hay babtby I miss yu been awguikle call mee" What an obvious drunk click!
drunk click by teams! February 10, 2009

drunk-baying 

Drunk -Baying is the act of an intoxicated person...let loose on their pc..they go onto ebay and buy shite that they'd never normally buy...but when pissed...seem utterly irresistible. The sting in the tail is..when you check your inbox the next day and have no recollection of buying a frog Photo frame.
Lise -'Jesus Elayne..where the fook did you get that Photo frame? Its hideous!'
Elayne- 'oh i was rat arsed last weekend..i did some drunk-baying-it seemed like a good idea at the time..cant believe i paid £12 for it'
drunk-baying by closet drunk-bayer September 21, 2009

Drunk Slut 

A hot chick who likes to get drunk, sex, flirt, and is open minded. Doesn't necessarily cheat, but always shows off her tits.
Girl #1: "Let's get drunk and have a foursome with our husbands."

Girl #2: "You're such a drunk slut. OK."
Drunk Slut by ThisBitch88 August 21, 2012

Drunk male prostitute 

A funny ass insult you can say when you don't have anything else to say.
Well you're a Drunk male prostitute