Donut Buddies

Those other awesome souls you encounter when doing circles in the snow in the barren parking lot next to the old K-Mart Garden Center. They will politely wait safely along the outskirts while you take a turn, expecting the favor to be returned. All of this is communicated intuitively. When it is their turn, they will certainly try to show off and one-up you, and it continues on like this until all of the fresh powder is ruined.

KB: There's someone else here doing it too! That's hilarious.
Erotica: You guys are donut buddies!
KB (silently to herself): Yes we are...yes we are.

by artichoky January 16, 2020

Donut Sale

2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.

(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."

(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."

by guyvf December 18, 2008

Unholy Donut

When a preist gives a rimjob; or vice versa

with or without consent...

did you know the Father recieved an unholy donut Sunday?

by Jonnypcash December 7, 2021

donut diet

The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.

by Hellsangel June 6, 2015

donut juice

When you have to pee so you stick your dick in her ass and piss in it.

Bro , I just donut juiced Cindel.

by Dakibaba December 9, 2017

donut anus

Similar to a puffy anus. An anus that's shaped like a big donut.

"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"

"No, was it hot?"

"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."

by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023

Donut Shame

The quickly fading shame you feel for eating more donuts than you should be it 1 or 12. It is quickly fading as you reach for another donut.

Jean E. did not believe Donut Shame was a real affliction, until she caught herself at the wrong end of a baker's dozen.

by portuguesepirate August 26, 2013