dressing the salad

What you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. See tossing the salad.

Person A: "So, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad."
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"

by r.c.586 June 2, 2009

freekum dress

when a woman is gettin bitched down by other classier, hotter, sluttier (usually all 3) women, that individual wears her "freekum dress". Also used to seduce men and stop them oogling other potential sluts.

Look at that slut wearing her Freekum Dress

by Guj August 25, 2006

Mutton Dressed as Lamb

When an older woman tries to dress young to be "cool". Usually involves jeans with rhinestones, Ed Hardy shirts, multi-highlighted hair, and some serious heels to finish off the look. Usually very embarrassing to her kids who are in either middle or high school. Still lives in the 80's with her music. Will still wait in line to see Bon Jovi.

"Man, Karly's mom thinks she is still hot. With her halter top and tight jeans, she definitely qualifies as 'mutton dressed as lamb'."

by ICT-TARA January 7, 2011

dress-ups

The formal version of shape-ups (the shoe with a convex sole that tones your legs while you're just going about your everyday life). Dress-ups come in brown, black, and cordovan and should be polished before attending the most important meetings and functions. Dress-ups can be worn with a suit and tie or just a pair of nice slacks. They allow the wearer to tone his or her legs even in the most formal settings.

John wanted to tone his legs at an important business meeting, so he decided wear his dress-ups.

by SacBri January 19, 2011

off like a prom dress

departing, or about to depart

As soon as he finished his meal he was off like a prom dress.

by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2011

Little Black Dress

In fandom, a Little Black Dress is a character who someone feels can be "shipped" (paired up in a relationship) with virtually any other character. A Harry Potter fan whose Little Black Dress is Hermione would not only read Ron/Hermione fanfiction, but also Harry/Hermione, Snape/Hermione, Ginny/Hermione, and so forth.

"How can you read that story? It's freaking Voldemort/Hermione!"

"Hermione is my Little Black Dress. She goes with everything."

by Darc Discordia July 24, 2009

Dessie

A some-what skilled boxer who preys on young, female teens who are intoxicated. Also likes to fight those smaller and weaker than he.

Fred: Who's going tonight?
Mike: Me, you and Dessie.
Fred :Shit, better keep an eye on your little sis man!

by JuanOneWon May 17, 2008