Derp

Me. I am a Derp. That is my nickname. Literally, that's me, I'm Derp Why did you look me up though?

Friend: "Hey Derp, how are you?"
Derp: "I'm good how are you?"

by SomeDerpyPerson August 14, 2023

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Derp

A weird person, someone who doesn’t pick up on social cues. Makes weird, uncomfortable jokes at unessecary times. Really awkward.

“When I told Darien we had beaten the #2 team in the nation, she told me it was shocking because we ‘weren’t historically good in the past’, what a derp”

by TheeKeeblerElf April 5, 2023

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To derp out is to have a ballistically fun time with your friends, and things might get weird in one way or another, meaning you might do something that you maybe didn’t expect to be doing when you were sitting in your 2pm Supply Chain Lecture earlier that day.

What’s Connor doing later?

Probably derping out per usual.

by Bimjo August 23, 2025

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scared and coughing

"I'm just derping so hard." - Call Me Kevin

by powerwavz December 3, 2020

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Johnny Derp

A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.

Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023

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