David

The most amazing person you could have ever met. He has very soft black hair and beautiful brown eyes. He is very loyal and overall one of a kind. David is very special and you do never wanna loose him. Don't mess with a David because he come at you out of no where. You would be the most luckiest girl if you ever have a David. If you get a David keep him and never let him go. He is also very trust worthy and has the most cutest smile. He is so cute and sexy no one could get over it that goes for girls and guys. He is also very funny and will make you smile when your not in the best mood. You gotta love a David. He's a keeper.

"There goes David! He's so cute!"

by ispeaktruth101_ December 4, 2017

david fanfiction part 1

It was the first day of school and David was not happy but his mom was like "go to fucking school david or I will beat you" so he did he was thinking about his friends at old school he said to his self "i will become king of school and if any and I mean any one i will kill them" all the people look at him and he looked back but David did not see the cop running at him he look back and run as fast as could. He run in to a ally way wich went to the hood wich his was there. It was a shady place then some kids jump him they where black David did not like black people he said "you fucking niggers go back to your home land" they said" diss nigga dont like nigga lets kill him" the cops got the other kids off David. a other kid came up to David and said "the name is Eldon dont worry about the school gane" David said " my name is David nice to meet you " David wanted to kill the kids who jumped him david said to Eldon about his plan to kill the the kid to that jumped him. Eldon said to David that he like to kill cats in his free time that he has been wanting been wanting to kill the school gane too so David joined Eldon"s gane the bell rings David finds what class he is in david is in the 8th grade this year. David was in the same classroom as the the school gane but he got eldon in there to school was boring he went home at 3:15. on the walk home David look at the a kid it was from the gane David got a rock and

the end of part 1

you are a david fanfiction part 1

by willin1234 YT January 17, 2018

DavidDJC3

A person who hides their true self behind an internet persona and is good at paper.io.

Michael is such a DavidDJC3.

by EpicEric26 January 19, 2018

David Attenborough

A (TV) presenter who many common English people try to copy his accent

Person 1: And here we see a...
Person 2: You don't sound anything like David Attenborough

by Somerandomboredguy May 15, 2018

Reeto Craig David

Basically this phrase is derived from the word 'righto' spoken by northerners, which turns into 'reeto' and of course the 'craig david' which is taken from bo selecta, making the phrase 'reeto craig david' which is basically a synonym for 'ok'

Santa: "Scott can you fuck off?"
Scott: "Reeto Craig David."

by nubins November 10, 2004

Dropping a David Blaine

The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.

This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"

Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.

by BalduccisBalls June 19, 2011

Where's David?

A very tasty drink!

MANGO DELIGHT!

Ingredients: Mountain Holler (Red Howl), Cucumbers, Lime Juice, 3 drops of tomatoe juice, and crushed ice.

TUTTI FUCKIN' FRUTTI!!! Where's David?

by James Cody Baker August 1, 2011