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procrasta-dash 

ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before class, so you hit the snooze button. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before class, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your ass to class. this also applies to work.
Dude, I procrasta-dashed to class this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to class..
procrasta-dash by BIoTeCH October 4, 2005
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Tom Daschle 

(n.) Former Democratic U.S. Senator (1986 to 2004) from South Dakota and former U.S. Senate Majority Leader who while holding the Minority Leader position lost reelection to first-time senator John Thune (R).

(n.) Any person who holds a position of seniority and/or power and is defeated or usurped by someone of substantially less power/influence.

(v.) To unseat a person of power as described above. (also 'daschle')
person 1: "I can't believe he got beat by that n00b! He's such a Tom Daschle."

person 2: "Yeah, he totally got daschled!"
Tom Daschle by Coach Klein July 30, 2009
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cardiac dash

Running from one airport gate to another in a nearly hopeless attempt to catch a flight. The cardiac dash is almost always done dragging along carry on baggage and is frequently performed by an overweight passenger who's only other exercise is masterbating to porn when the wife goes to bed. A successful cardiac dash ends with the passenger making the flight and not being shipped back home in a body bag.
Fuck, I'm going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.
cardiac dash by RealTailDragger November 9, 2010

Nigga Dash 

A word use when in a quick burst of speed is needed.
We got no time! Lets Just Busta Nigga Dash
Nigga Dash by Yudai December 24, 2010
When your headed to the bathroom at the fastest possible speed while at the same time not shitting yourself
Man I barely made it to the bathroom at work I had to do the dump dash all the way there
dump dash by Wild-bill December 13, 2017

Drink and Dash 

A variation of dine and dash, except you don't order any food.

Performed while drinking at a McRestaurant type bar for example, hooters, Fridays, Chevys, etc... you drink some beers or mixed drinks then walk outside as if your gonna smoke a cigg but instead leave.
Man that bill was $30 for a few beers, yea thats why we did a drink and dash.
Drink and Dash by Raycse January 16, 2008

Snatch and Dash 

A one night stand, where one of the partners rapidly leaves after sex. Akin to the Pash and Dash.
J: Did you get any booty last night?

G: Yeah, Snatch and Dash.
Snatch and Dash by jester09 November 8, 2009