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crusty

This word can basically mean any adjective, but in most cases, it will either mean gross, old, and/or ugly (see grody). It can also mean, however, cool or tight.
"Eww I need a new comfortor, mine's all crusty-like."

"Dude, I love Mickey, that kid's so crusty."
by Alison May 16, 2005
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Crusty

A word that only the most cultured of people can handle. Like a much more sophisticated version of the juvenile word "Salty," but on steriods. Used to describe a person's mood when they are humiliated to the point of breaking (Like bread). When using this word, one must make a motion of one breaking a piece of bread. Caution: If this word is overused, the overuser will then become crusty *breaking bread motion*
Jackie: Hey Megan, did you see that guy who was wearing those oversized sunglasses and kept saying awesomesauce and salty?
Megan: Yeah! He was sooo totally crusty *breaking bread motion*
Jackie: Oh my God! I know!
by J.Emm July 31, 2009
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girl 1: Did you see the person viewing this definitition?
girl 2: Yeah, they are such a musty crusty rat
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crusty-crack

when you either shit urself or u don't wipe ur ass and it crusts over creating a hard brown surface of shit (it usually covers ur asshair)
after john had an assplosion in my ass, i did not wipe it off and i got a crusty-crack
by DAVEYWAVEer January 25, 2003
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Crusty toes

by ZDOGNATION( Waylon) July 21, 2019
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Crusty Morgan

A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
Last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a Crusty Morgan.
by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009
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Crusty Fiend

1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.

2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.
Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.

Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.
by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010
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