molly connolly

a slutty girl that once had rough sex with say anything lead singer, max bemis. she is referred to several times in the song every man has a molly and is widely known as a total slutbag.

guy 1: dude, i had rough sex with this chick last night.
guy 2: was her name molly connolly? because max bemis slept with her also...

by monica fay May 8, 2008

connorist

a person who kills a joke

Way to be a connorist, jerk.

by Spitzy November 6, 2007

Lap Cannon

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Fanny Cannon

1)when a female is able to shoot objects out of the vaginal region.
2) a woman who has a fourceful vagina

she shot that ping pong ball with her Fanny Cannon like reflexs

by Lloyd And Jesse April 4, 2006

Zombie Cannon

Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.

"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

noob cannon

In Call of Duty its the PPSh which is a 71 round submachine gun that allows the player who is using it to spray his hot lead all over the place. Favoured by nOObs, hence noob cannon.

Jake PPSh'd Da Sniper
Da Sniper:U fookin newark stop usin da noob cannon and fight like a man
Jake: NO!

by Cryongenic Ragamuffin September 8, 2004

connor mcglynn

An old maan in the body of a young child. seems to know many girls but only stalks them on facebook. also known as benjamin button's twin butt buddy.

Look its benjamin button oh no wait its connor mcglynn.

by dubcrub July 22, 2010