chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself

ima go to the store fo a chumpy

by jim August 29, 2003

Chump

A person that oes something hypocritically and gets called on it.

"Will you all fucking shut up, we're gonna fucking get in trouble!" he gets in trouble for yelling "That's right, chump."

by Meld May 13, 2003

Chump

a chump is a person completely devoid of humour, social skills, and has poor body smell. Chump best describes Aidan Price

Chump: Aidan Price, the killer of prostitutes

by Mikestainless March 16, 2009

4 pump chump

When a man orgasms and semen vigorously flies out like a fire hose in four times.

Bill is only a 4 pump chump when looking at his mothers bare chest.

by odhalksdjfn;asdfvg August 2, 2017

Chumpanzee

A Chumpanzee is an animal that is almost identical to a chimpanzee is every way except personality and intelligence. Basically it is a chimpanzee that is stupid, ugly, retarded and is a wimp that gets bullied by koalas and sometime butt raped by sloths.

We went to the zoo yesterday but it was complete rubbish. All the animals were asleep except for two koala that were butt raping the shit out of some fat ass Chumpanzee and the whole time the Chumpanzee just whined a little bit but kept eating the crusty mcnuggets we had throw at him. He was in a safe place until we knocked him down with the nuggets and then a sloth got in his hiding place and would not let him escape. I kinda felt bad for the poor guy but only for a few seconds. After that we just made fun of him and videoed it for the zoo giftshop.

by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015

chumpadoink

a really cool amazing person who is so kind and loving

Example: Gabby is such a chumpadoink! I love her.

by user123466 October 12, 2022

Chump

Name given to a girl with no boobs, just two random lumps where they should be.

Chest+Lumps=Chump

Dylan: Hey man, look at that girl over there.
Spence: She doesn't even have any tits. They're just...lumps.
Dylan: Yeah, what a Chump.
Spence: Riiiiiight.

by Grandpa McFack January 2, 2008