Cancun

A place were arrogant New yorkers,Los Angeleans,and rich white kids go for an "Adventure" even though they're just gonna stay at a 5 star hotel,get a tan,and get drunk.

Rich Preppy Guy From NYC:My word! Drinking alcohol and eating a taco on the beach you cant get more exotic than this!
Rich White Suburban L.A. Girl:Like totally man,Cancun is so great!!!
I LOVE mexican culture!
Me:Couldn't you guys do all this back were your from?
Them:Uhh...well...Uhh...We have a date with the spa...by!

by Okami March 19, 2008

baby cannon

Literally, Launches infant babies at high speed, over great distances.

"Hey man, Don't use a Johnny Jump-up, use a baby cannon."

by Fryhole September 1, 2006

Maltese Mud Cannon

A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first

Edward: Yo ek you horny?

Ek: I kinda really need a shit

Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon

Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit

by Reverend Pope May 27, 2010

bear cannon

Another name for the bari sax, the lowest member of the saxophone family

DUDE! I didn't know you played the bear cannon!

by A1Steaksauce7654321 November 5, 2007

packing the cannon

v. Having anal sex while the recipient is on the verge of shitting. The result is messy, and disgusting.

Rich enjoyed packing Rachael's cannon.

I like packing the cannon with my girlfriend.

by Rich D. March 9, 2007

Arm Cannon

Noun:

Megaman's preferred weapon; a retractable prosthesis that fires plasma charges.

"...and so, with a final blast of his arm cannon, Megaman laid the diabolical Dr. Wily's latest mad creation to waste!"

by Joshua B. Wright April 7, 2004

lamb cannon

Pork Sword,Spam javelin,Dirty pole,Beef lance,Fanny Spear

I inserted my Lamb Cannon into her Wizards Sleeve.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003