Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

Mud Bogging

The act of shitting yourself about the pants.

1) Dude WTF I think that guy just mud bogged himself!
2) Lastnight I was hittin mad skins. That bitch was so good I ended up mud bogging the bed.

by infoguys June 29, 2013

Bog

weed, pot, a blunt.

"Yo I'm dyin for a bog right now"

by sexylaxer45 January 21, 2009

hente bog

At tage større mængder hest og male kunst til bedste kunnen

Henry: Måske jeg kommer og “henter bog” på fredag?

Nicky: Jaja, bare kom!

Jf. “hente bog”

by Isobel.baka February 10, 2025

queef bog

When she queefs so bad you can't see the alarm clock

I am sorry I am late for work, my wife had a queef bog

by FloweryBriana January 14, 2022

Bogging

When a engine loses rpm during a drift and the car loses its momentum.

My BMW 318i is bogging in 3rd gear so I have to shift down to second and clutch kick.

by pinkfloydfan9733 April 8, 2021

Bogged

To be heavily surgically or cosmetically enhanced, mostly done to mask aging. Mostly used when the plastic surgery work is obvious and poorly done. Originates from the French twins Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff.

Did you see Madonna’s latest TikTok? She looked bogged as f*ck.

by Lurkay April 16, 2022