Weenie Bender

A tight "brief" style men's swimsuit, like those worn in swimming competitions. The shape and size of the man's penis is visible and typically looks bent.

We went to the water park and there was a group of guys all wearing weenie benders.

by pisforpaul September 1, 2013

Prarie beaner

A native American constantly mistaken for a Mexican.

I asked him to make me a burrito until I realized he lived in a teepee. Fuckin' Prarie beaner.

by smittenkitten January 25, 2014

link bender

When you click on a link in an article, but there is a link that interests in you in that article and then you click on that link, but then it takes you to another article and you click a link in that website, etc. You do this for a long period of time, getting completely lost and end up in a site that bears absolutely no relationship to what you were originally looking for. This happens when you try to research things, it can have a good ending when you do this for fun, a bad ending when you're doing this and getting nowhere when you need to learn something, or it can have a saucy ending when you end up looking at porn. Also, used frequently on FB updates, especially when you are supposed to be doing something productive and you end up no where near that productive thing, doing something else, and sometimes even just back on facebook or whatever social media site you use.

I'm supposed to be researching amino acids, but went on a link bender through wikipedia, that was two hours ago and now I'm reading about fuzzy kitten fetishes in Russian young men.

by Mona Beeswaxian March 6, 2014

Bingo Banners

An excessive form of bingo wings. The skin must hang more than 8 inches from the arm and span from elbow to shoulder. The way you can tell if somebody has bingo banners is if that person looks like they're wearing a fleshy basejumping suit underneath their clothing.

Friend 1: Your mom has some serious bingo wings since she lost all that weight.

Friend 2: Yeah, they're bingo banners now.

by BonanzaGuru June 14, 2014

snorkel bender

Noun. A homosexual. One who enjoys the thrill of firmly grasping another mans snorkel.

Check out Casey, he's been bending snorkels all night!

Did you see what Christin did to that guys snorkel? Talk about bent.

Where the hell is Casey? Is he bending snorkels again?

Bro, I was at the minginest party last night. Half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!

Dude, what have you been doing? Your hands smell of snorkel.

by Jay-rizzy December 23, 2014

Tinder Bender

When you have sex with someone from tinder you just met.

Much like a fender bender it is when you hit someone from behind that you don't know yet.

Oh yeah she/he last night was just a tinder bender.

by ValetLife December 2, 2015

u-bender

Where you take a shit and its so heavy or fast it goes round the u bend and disappears!

Did you have a good shit?

Yeah it was a u-bender!

by WiganLad88 May 1, 2016