booty bark

The poop stains on underwear

My chick took off her thong and it had booty bark.

"Jeffery, no one wants to see your booty bark!"

by notverypunny February 13, 2024

why did the dog bark

The dog barked because it can

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

by Suppertimeintheevening! January 13, 2022

Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.

Wow did you hear those barking spiders.

by mmikmont July 1, 2019

Death Bark

When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.

Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.

by asslicker22 October 1, 2010

barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025

All bite no bark

It is an idiom in which

1. This person can and will hurt you, and they will do it with out you knowing.

Or

2. This person is dangerous and menacing, and does their action without warning or knowing.

This is the absolute difference of all bark no bite

Bro this guy went up behind me and almost body slammed me, luckily I was able to escape but that man did it with no warning.

Bro he really does all bite no bark.

by Brains/clever November 7, 2023

at your bark and collar

Will do whatever the person is told to do. It's like another saying, X says jump and Y says, "How high?" It's a figure of speech for a power dynamic.

"She's at your bark and collar; I see?"

"I'm at your bark and collar!"

by Rakeboi May 1, 2024