Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.
Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.
Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!
Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!
by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK March 02, 2011

Alfie Colville is all bark and no bite, he said he would beat me up if i didn’t give him my lunch money
by BigBlackMan42069 August 10, 2024

by WoahderGodly May 13, 2022

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.
Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025

v. The process of a tree producing Bark.
I'm sorry, but I cannot be reached right now as my trees are barking.
The National Bark Act of 199π protects the trees' right to bark.
The National Bark Act of 199π protects the trees' right to bark.
by G Lennon April 28, 2025

by cheese ball 47 July 16, 2022
