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Babe Muffin

This is when every girl you meet calls you "babe". Babe Muffin is basically one step below stud muffin. The reason youre a babe muffin and not a stud muffin is because you have the most adorable/cutest face a girl could imagine BUT youre missing certain requirements to be a stud

1. At least taller than 5 10 but shorter than 6 4
2. You dont spend 3 hours a day at the gym

Sadly missing these 2 requirements will put in FRIEND ZONE LOCKDOWN for the rest of your life unless youre at a party...but even then you could get friend zoned so make sure theyre really wasted before saying hello!
Girl 1: OmG have you met blake?
Girl 2: OmG hes such a babe muffin, has the cutest face like ever
Girl 1: omg i know right lets invite him to a slumber party and well watch the notebook. the notebook just came out on blu-ray so itll be like so much better!
Girl 2: the notebook? even better than before? no fucking way girl, get out!!! okay okay ill do it.
by 100percentBEAST April 1, 2013
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Babe Train

A line of two or more good looking people.
SHIT DAWG, CHECK OUT THAT BABE TRAIN OVER BY THE FRUIT PUNCH!!
by Flaming Thunder October 6, 2008
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babe convention

a gathering or convening of a large group of hot babes, or even megababes, in one place, whether by design or coincidence.
as yet, there is no officially recognised babe convention, however there have been recent talks among world leaders on the topic.
"holy crap look at that group of chicks over there! theyre ALL hot!"
"and there's another one!"
"this place is a babe convention!"
by peekers April 29, 2008
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bacon babe

syn for Bitch.

group of girls that come together as friends over a small and random common interest, such as the fascination with Kevin Bacon. Usually have a "Bacon Code" in which laws are completely random and strict. (example- you can not wear stripes on tuesday. and you can't so much as look at him because i used to go out with him) Bacon babes tend to suck people into their crowd because on the outside they seem "cool". However, word to the wise, don't fall into the Bacon-byss. Once you go, you can never return, and it will not be pretty i can promise you.
Girl 1- "Omg have you seen the Bacon Babes? they all have matching t-shirts! They are soooo cool i wish i was a part of them"

Girl 2- "Seriously? because they are all stupid. and gay, and they make no sense. but ok... watch out for that first step into the bacon-byss, it's a doosey"

Girl 1- *fake girlie giggle* "whatever you sayyy!"
by Shanayynayyy September 25, 2006
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crumping babes

babes that are crumping a form of ghetto dance
"I want a golden tooth, I want CRUMPING BABES! I want more bling that you can shake a pheasant at!"
by Siren-x October 27, 2008
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Babe Ruth

1.A person who excels in one aspect of a sport and completely blows in every other part of the sport.
2. The person who the previous definition originates. Was a national icon until his crowning glory was broken by someone named Mickey.
3. A fatass who is lucky enough to have a single skill that makes him or her worthy of not being killed.
1. Babe Ruth was the master at not getting to first base without hitting a homerun.
2. Babe Ruth was a Yankee so he got a lot of money.
3. Im thinking about telling off Trenton, but that Babe Ruth is damn good at making sandwiches.
by Josephmr June 30, 2005
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Skinny babe

The indirect way of calling a person (Male or Female) fat. Its must be used sarcasticaly and with a tone of voice you use to make fun of the ' popular people'.
*Me (loner): *Jess, your not emo!
*Jess (dyke): K no, Skinny babe, what do you know?
* me (loner): I know that your friend is a twinkie bar :D
*= Name changed
by Sex_Monster July 24, 2008
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