boat anchor

1. Any large electronic device that has become outdated, and thus is much larger and heavier than modern versions. A small (usually handheld) such device is called a brick.

2. In ham radio, a piece of radio equipment meeting the criteria in definition 1.

1. That stereo is a total boat anchor!

2. I went to a hamfest last weekend and bought a boat anchor from the 1970's.

by Artation January 4, 2009

butter boat

After leaving your load on her tits, you keep on going, frantically, maniacally even, until the "substance" becomes buttery.

I was so in the mood, that after climaxing, I butter boated her breasts.

by echdarees June 29, 2011

Illinois Mega Motor Boat

While having anal sex with a girl you push her head into the toilet and thrust,she will grasp for breath and make motor boat noises.

Steven Rose: Dude i made Joci do a Illinois mega motor boat last night
Jase Runkel: You must have almost drowned her!

by Steven Runkel February 14, 2012

East Texas Gravy Boat

The act of pouring gravy inside a woman's vagina then placing in a biscuit and eating it out

I was so hungry and horny the other day my girlfriend let me have a East Texas Gravy Boat.

by Dr. DubWalker October 25, 2015

glass-bottom boat

Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face

After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.

by Jizzle March 18, 2003

Glass Bottom Boat Ride

A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.

Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.

by Kodiak June 15, 2003

the man in the boat

A term for the cliterous

While your down there, look for the man in the boat and squeese his head and lick it.

by Bob The Breaker April 15, 2003