assdick

a person who is being a ass dick

damn dude he was being a assdick

by dustinthepunk September 3, 2007

Who asked?

Just for when you need to ask some one who the hell asked.

John: yo i just downloaded an app for my phone check it out!
Jerry: excuse me but Who asked?
John:uhhhh
Jerry: thats what i thought

by Masterofwhoasked April 24, 2020

assdex

Ashy smell from fire + windex = assy smell called assdex

- "Smells like burned things in hear"..."I've got it...I'll go get windex and spray it...it will make it smell better"..."We now have an assdex problem..."

by Frank Foobile September 25, 2005

ashed

to get ashes thrown on you

“man, why’d you throw my grandpa’s ashes on me? you totally just ashed me.”

by heyyimemily January 21, 2018

I never asked

Usually used when someone says something stupid or asks you a dumb question you said I never asked

Jose: Look there's a bird
Jisele: I never asked

by Itsthisgirl October 6, 2016

rat arsed

1) To be intoxicated or piss drunk.

2) to have an anus with descending, wirey, long hair, similar to a rat. Also, often with a tail.

I got rat arsed.


You're rat arsed, and you have big teeth.

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

assdick

A scarcely documented and extremely rare medical condition in which the afflicted actually suffers from a dick hanging out of his or her ass.

Ross was born with such an enormous assdick that it looks like he is always wearing a diaper with ten pounds of doo doo in it.

by smeg nog October 20, 2008