Almost Min-maxed

When something is made to be almost perfect, with a minor adjustment or change.

The paladin you built in our campaign was almost min-maxed!

by Rectummasher November 7, 2020

almostaben

comes from the words, "almost", and "stabbed", "stabbed" is turned into "stabben" by the speaker who is too scared to speak correctly. It is said by somebody who was mugged, attacked, etc. by an assailant using a sharp object as a main weapon, but escaped and returned to his crew, then still shaken, tries to tell them what just happened.

Oh man,I I was almostaben!

by Fezandsword April 26, 2008

The Strait Edges of Alton,IL.

One who does not participate in smoking, drinking alcohol, sex outside of marrige or drug use; in extreme cases, one who does not comsume caffiene.

That kid is so strait edge that he's never even tasted candy

The Strait Edges of Alton,IL.

by the non-strait edges of alton September 19, 2009

Alto

Name for a Woman (useually female) who likes hanging around with musicians and getting in the way of the sopranos.

hey man, why is the heavenly choir STB?
i dunno man!
Coz it's the HEAVENLY choir! you dig?

by pioneering truth April 9, 2005

Altoid Seibert

same as the Seibert, only the female performs the act with one or more Altoids in her mouth

The Seibert was awesome, but the cool tingle provided by the Altoid Seibert added a whole new dimension.

by Solo February 15, 2004

Almost

It is supposed to mean "nearly" or "not quite", but alot of people would use it too mean "20+ mor minutes". in other words, "almost" can sometimes indicate a delay in a certain action.

"I'm almost finished cutting this man's hair, you're next!!"

20 minutes later:

"Dude, you told me 20 minutes earlier that you was almost done cutting this man's hair! WTF!!??!!!"

"sorry. I'm done now"

by marcus903 March 29, 2016

y'allos

The set of allosexual people, usually referred to from the perspective of a person on the asexual spectrum.

I don't understand why y'allos do this, probably because I'm ace.

by konci June 6, 2015