Alexander

A nasty little fellow usually pretty short and has a huge nose he is a virgin that gets rejected by people that's name start with a he is very stupid and fucked up

alexander just got rejected again.

by dfsdfdsffdgvdffdshi u ccvxdsfx December 5, 2017

Alexander

A complete douche bag who cheats on all his girlfriends.

"Oh my god you use to date that bitch Alexander?"
"Yea. Unfortunately.."

by padillanick May 13, 2014

alexander fishstick

Lube your dick with fish oil. Finger the girl in the asshole so she gets real horny. Now, place your dick in her mouth while still fingering her in the ass. Before you cum, you kick her in the vagina and say, "Go choke on a sausage!" The funny thing is, she is choking on a sausage, yours!

My boyfriend alexander fishsticked me last night. It felt good until he kicked me in the vagina!

by Jakob124124 May 4, 2008

Alexander Fulcher

A North American eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus) characterized by a brownish-black body and a white head and tail in the adult. Also called American eagle.

Alexander Fulcher flew gracefully over the mountain.

by Nizar December 11, 2008

Alexander

Someone who talks to one girl but goes to prom with a different girl with the same name

"Isn't Alexander talking to Jessica B"
"I heard he was going to prom with Jessica D"

by DR.b23 May 7, 2017

nicholas alexander alejandro fonseca dousdebes fernandez

Why the fuck u be searching up this hella long name

Nicholas Alexander Alejandro Fonseca Dousdebes Fernandez is Someone who is hella fine

by Dolphin lover 69 December 14, 2017

Alexander ( Alex )

a massive cunt that just wants his dick wet even if it means he's gonna get herpes. Emotionally abusive and toxic. Will apologize for one minute then blame everything on you. Cheats continuously, should never be trusted. Looks like a mf goblin hacks into ppls instas and posts pornographic images. overall a fucking cunt that will fuck a hamster if it means he's gonna get to use his dick. ( he's also a raging alcoholic, has a 30% average, and is super manipulative and will only use you for your body and gifts! )

me: alexander ( alex ) is a fuckin prick that needs to get his shit together
alex: i love you please come back
me: you've cheated now like 5 times
alex: i promise ive changed, I only cheated on you with her bc since I moved I havent had any physical connection
( then proceeds to hack my instagram account leading it to be deleted )

by urtherealcrazyexhere December 15, 2018