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Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary 

mark kalidionotkuis11:18:47 3/29/2025
fuck that Jew Retard Textbook Dictionary

Evil Urban Dictionary 

The place to go to when you don't want any definitions for any words. It also sells you test tubes instead of mugs.
"Hey man, I went over to Evil Urban Dictionary and saw nothing interesting, but I got these test tubes!"

Don King dictionary

When a person uses incorrect or made up words in an ungrammitacal fashion trying to sound more intelligent.
Defined as using words i.e. conversalating, pleaded, speeded ect. used in a grammatically incorrect sentence. Ex: He must have learned how to speak from the Don King dictionary.

My rage for Urban Dictionary 

I wrote something 5010 characters long but the max is 1500 so now I'm angry
Me: grrrrr my rage for urban dictionary is great

Friend: dude chill out

Keith Urban Dictionary 

A playful term referring to a collection of definitions or phrases related to the country music star Keith Urban, often showcasing his lyrics, style, or humorous fan interpretations.
Whenever I want to find a clever quote from Keith Urban, I just check the Keith Urban Dictionary for some fan-made definitions and song references.

swallowed a dictionary 

use long and unclear words when speaking.
"customers in our pub said I sounded as if I'd swallowed a dictionary"