Grave hand

That random hand you have when you cuddle your significant other, that just sticks out looking like a zombie coming from the grave.

When I cuddle my girlfriend I get grave hand.

by Mr. Beastly September 6, 2016

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Texting hand

You're dominate texting hand. The one that you use more frequently. Mostly your dominate hand too.

My left hand feels awkward with my phone in it so I use my texting hand when I'm laying down.

by Kennedy529 May 10, 2015

Lesbian hands

Hands that are very clean, nails that are very, very short, fingers that are very agile and strong. Preferably longer fingers. Jewelry is minimal or maybe nonexistent (ready for action at anytime). These hands are usually soft but understandable callus from guitar playing or rock climbing.

Stacey: "I wish my boyfriend had lesbian hands :("
Leslie, "His nails ARE too long, just ask to trim them even shorter"
Stacey, "Good idea, you're my best friend Stacey"
Leslie, "I know."

by holymeowly April 24, 2023

Soft Hands

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.

Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands

by nagoleel May 13, 2025

dad's hand

Big stank hulking knuckle.

Charlie's father has a definite dad's hand for, sure!

by JohnnyAppleSeed72 March 8, 2017