Ass pirate

One individual who scaliwages anothers port hole by force.

RRRRR! Pull down your pants and show me your poop deck so I can scaliwage your port hole or you can walk the plank to Davy Jones locker.

by Ben June 5, 2004

ass weasel

some one who is ugly and resembles a weasels ass for a face

Wow! Sage's boyfriend is really ugly, he looks like an ass weasel.

by sXeJOSH November 11, 2006

ass plower

ass plowing is when you get both fists up a womans ass and simultaniously move your arms back and forth

dude, last night you're mama got an ass plower from my dad.

by ktulu666 March 25, 2009

ass that just won't quit

Ass, that is unable to or unwilling to quit.

Look at Wonkey the Donkey over there on the field. He's an ass that just won't quit.

by Xyttra May 23, 2016

Ass Hat

Someone who annoys me to the extent that, given the opportunity, I would beat him into such a deformed state that he'd be wearing his ass as a hat.

The people I deal with daily.

by Trunks November 20, 2003

ass cherry

the red skin from the inner lineing of the anus.

jonny stuck his finger in my vagina and pushed it out my ass to show me my ass cherry.

by E-1 Austell May 20, 2008

ass comb

A comb that is used to comb the hair on your hairy ass. You can later cut that hair and weave a blanket for winter.

Vinny recieved an ass comb for Christmas.

by Kevin July 26, 2004