What is a Mommas boy?
“A grown ass man who still lives at home with his single mother”. This person is a complete and total Idiot who is characterized by his efforts to cope with his lack of acceptance in society by verbally assaulting the only person in the world who even cares about him; his own mother. He thinks this is “cool” and excepted; he also has the last word in any argument, right or wrong and is a complete Tool. This person thinks he’s the shit, but he is really clueless to how everyone mocks him behind his back. This person can’t even keep a women satisfied; She left his sorry ass after cheating on him several times, for another woman no less!
This kind of person suffers from mental problems such as schizophrenia and may have a drug usage problem. This person would also most likely suffer from alcohol abuse and neglect from his peers because he is a egotistical bossy assclown who is still permafried from taking to many drugs and or is half retarded and who’s only aspiration in life is to listen to rap music and pretend to be a gangsta, all the while the world passes his no talent unemployed sorry ass waste of space by. You’re not going to school, you have no job, no money, you’re 23 and your mommy pays your bills! You think the world owes you a fucking living. Well my sad and pathetic friend you are in for a rude awakening, one day you will wake up and realize you’ve drank your life away and your pathetic life has passed you by. You’ll be lucky to work at the corner quickstop for minimum wage you dirty sheepfucker!
“A grown ass man who still lives at home with his single mother”. This person is a complete and total Idiot who is characterized by his efforts to cope with his lack of acceptance in society by verbally assaulting the only person in the world who even cares about him; his own mother. He thinks this is “cool” and excepted; he also has the last word in any argument, right or wrong and is a complete Tool. This person thinks he’s the shit, but he is really clueless to how everyone mocks him behind his back. This person can’t even keep a women satisfied; She left his sorry ass after cheating on him several times, for another woman no less!
This kind of person suffers from mental problems such as schizophrenia and may have a drug usage problem. This person would also most likely suffer from alcohol abuse and neglect from his peers because he is a egotistical bossy assclown who is still permafried from taking to many drugs and or is half retarded and who’s only aspiration in life is to listen to rap music and pretend to be a gangsta, all the while the world passes his no talent unemployed sorry ass waste of space by. You’re not going to school, you have no job, no money, you’re 23 and your mommy pays your bills! You think the world owes you a fucking living. Well my sad and pathetic friend you are in for a rude awakening, one day you will wake up and realize you’ve drank your life away and your pathetic life has passed you by. You’ll be lucky to work at the corner quickstop for minimum wage you dirty sheepfucker!
by RighteousSniper December 16, 2008
Get the Mommas Boy mug.Noun: Quite possibly the best school ever, where you dont care how you dress becuase Mr Bowling cant see you anyway, you might as well not even go to his class. The lacrosse team is the best in the country (what other school has been on a cheerios box for winning in lacrosse, sorry, guess we are the only one). Were athletes get out of school three days in advance for a game in the evening. Where boys bond and mature into the finest men in Baltimore.
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by Ihniwid November 4, 2017
Get the Boy, bye mug.despite what many people think, emo boys are not all wrist cutting fags. yes, some of us wear make up, and some of us are homosexual or bisexual. emo means emotional. an emo boy is one who doesn't mind a good cry every now and then. he listens to any music he wants and doesn't care what other people think. they are not sad all the time, they are not emo because of family matters, and they are not emo because "its whats cool." they are very nice, (or complete assholes, it depends on who they are inside. I'm not going to lie and say I'm the nicest person in the world,) and they try not to judge other people. the one thing that annoys an emo boy more than anything is the stereotypes that follows emos. the aforementioned "wrist cutting fags" its a major stereotype. in short, we are generally nice people who accept other nice people. not to mention emo boys are pretty cute ;)
jock: hey, are you a wrist cutting fag?
emo boy: no, I'm not. i am a boy who is in touch with his emotions. i wasn't pushed too hard by my father to live up to his own failed dreams of glory. my mother was not overbearing. i don't have friends who only pretend to like me because I'm apart of their clique as the typical homophobic football player who showers with other guys in the locker room.
jock: *looks down* .. shut up..
emo boy: no, I'm not. i am a boy who is in touch with his emotions. i wasn't pushed too hard by my father to live up to his own failed dreams of glory. my mother was not overbearing. i don't have friends who only pretend to like me because I'm apart of their clique as the typical homophobic football player who showers with other guys in the locker room.
jock: *looks down* .. shut up..
by joelgosrawr February 9, 2012
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Get the stupid boys mug.A rent-boy is a male prostitute - usually a hottie, who gets paid to participate in sexual acts with other men.
As a younger teenager, I was a rent-boy when I lived in San Francisco, but one night this dude invited five friends over and I had to suck or fuck all of them -- I felt like a cum-pumpkin!
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