Pottle of Water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
Jamie-John: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce?
Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of Water

Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025

The brown water slide

When you’re fucking her from behind and you piss in her ass and she starts shitting

It was like a waterpark, I wasn’t expecting the brown water slide.

by kingofnapzzz April 24, 2025

Chumming The Water

Ejaculating Into a body of water to attract fish to catch.

Dude Tommy is chumming the water again? How many does he need to catch?

by Johnsonjuicer February 27, 2026

Worse-than-waterboarding

Worse-than-waterboarding is an adjective AND adverb. It is used to describe something torturous, shitty or downright malicious that somebody does to you, what you do to somebody, shit like math tests, etc.

Erik: What’s good, man? There’s no way there’s a test today, right, retard?
Mike: Yeah.
-(5 hours later)-
Erik: *Sitting at his desk* This fuckass test is Worse-than-waterboarding.
Mike: I’m winging it.
Erik: *Quietly* What a brainless fuck…

by Tier 3 flex offender February 28, 2026

Splash in the water park

Fuck the shit out of someone

Wow you really like her...i bet u wanna splash in the water park

by JayMoney33 March 13, 2026

Women can't see water

means women require another medium to see themselves in. that medium is metaphorically water. they observe themselves so much through the lens of others, and they can no longer feel a sense of comfort when that medium is gone. like water, which u see ur reflection in, women cant see themselves for who they truly are and rely on these external mediums to see themselves in. women cant see water = women cant form an identity and see whats right in front of them in the simplest way - their beauty and who they are

WOMEN CAN'T SEE WATER

by xlxsha May 5, 2025

Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025