The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008
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by ajshbdh September 13, 2005
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Where do you want to eat tonight?" "I'm not feeling like making decisions tonight. Just show me your topside and pick.
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means to get crunk (crazy drunk). Been in use since the 1700's returned to more frequent use in hip hop.
means to get crunk (crazy drunk). Been in use since the 1700's returned to more frequent use in hip hop.
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