puck you sir

avoiding the real word fuck, as to not get in trouble.
beating around the bush with a swear word.

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Jonah : puck you sir.
Principal : What was that Jonah.?
Jonah : i said puck you sir.
Principal : well Jonah you just broke your promise and now you have to go to the office.
Jonah: but sir i said puck you, not fuck you.. You homo.

by troymikeull October 23, 2011

I'll pencil you in

When somebody wants to schedule something with you, but you don't want to use a pen to finalize it in your calendar because that person is a loser. If something better comes along -- you can erase it.

Sure, I'd love to watch slides from your trip to the Grand Canyon -- I'll pencil you in.

by Kid May 20, 2004

eat you up

so cute you would eat it

bob "ohh your so cute i would eat you up"

Joe "dude your eating a dog and talking to it"

by Rawr206 December 21, 2008

fuck you in the tits

To show dominance, oneupmanship.

I'll fuck you in the tits!

by FiS December 14, 2008

Fuck You Spot

When looking for a parking spot in a congested place such as a city,that illusionary spot that looks like it's open only to find that it's situated in front of a fire hydrant,valet,handicap spot etc.

Hey it looks like there might be a spot right here...aww fuck you there's a hydrant there - A fuck you spot.

by JoeNJ2 October 3, 2010

You don't want it

Universal meaning for, "come at me bro" or "bring it on". It is meant to fire up the directed person.

You don't want it, lil ass nigga!

by Crafty Bernardo May 23, 2012

Nobody asked you

Nobody asked you to write this definition. It just sort of happened you know?

Nobody asked you to do that. Nobody told you to do that.

by NotTheIdentityThief August 13, 2018