oh poop

something to say when you get stuck on the moon

oh poop...

oh poop by Peter the horse is here January 29, 2025

Fruit poop lush ice 

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape

me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal

Fruit poop lush ice by anonymous January 30, 2025

Piggyback Poop 

Pooping into a toilet that has already been pooped in by someone else and then flushing the toilet.

You know it’s truly a marriage when you and your partner Piggyback Poop regardless of what the state says.

Piggyback Poop by Black Marmalade March 21, 2025

Victorian poop pipe 

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.

Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!

Victorian poop pipe by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025

No poop July

When you don't poop during July!

Retard: Did you join in on No Poop July?
Me: No, I need to shit!

No poop July by Kanye West toenail July 1, 2025

nasty poop 

adjective / noun
A cheeky, light-hearted way to call someone (usually a girl) mean or sassy in a playful, teasing manner. Not to be confused with actual bathroom business — this is purely about attitude, not plumbing.

"Wow, Erin just stole the last slice of pizza and pulled an attitude face while eating it. What a nasty poop."

nasty poop by dictionary 13243546 August 9, 2025

Full Poop 

A physical condition resulting from not ‘pushing brown’ on schedule and waiting up to 1.5 days to finally ‘drop heat’. This condition results in unwarranted grumpiness towards girlfriends due to the bowel expanding discomfort.

The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.

“I was at the farmers market in Caramel today berating my girlfriend and feeling like shit. Turns out, I got snuck up on by a ‘full poop’ and I actually not an asshole!

Full Poop by HolyDiver6969 August 30, 2025